what goes around comes around...

Karma. it's that thing that sits in the back of your head when you know you shouldn't drink your friend's last mountain dew or cheat on your significant other. ok. those are on the opposite ends of the spectrum, but let's be honest. we've heard it before, karma's a bitch. karma is what we have to keep telling ourselves to believe our lives don't suck. it'll get better, right?

we're good people. we've got/are getting an education, we respect our elders and the law. so what about those bastards who do everything wrong and are living up life? oh, that's right, we're paying for them. thanks goverment. here's $20, go buy another pack of cigs and forty from the kum and go. maybe those people are just lazy or had a bad childhood, whatever. you made a bad decision, had a few kids, didn't get a job and your parents kicked out of the house. it's called common sense. we're pretty sure we're all born with it and if you weren't, find some friends that do have it.

then you have those are the people that screwed around, were in and out of school, found a million dollars and now live on the beach and will never have to work another day of their life. maybe that's just called luck. well, we don't have it. now we're slightly jealous, want to be friends? seriously share the wealth.

what about those people who step on everyone elses fingers. you do a little of good here and spread the bad around to a lot of other people, as in you screw (not in a sexual way jeez) a lot of people on the way. it's like the saying "don't step on anyones toes" except the opposite of that? you see what i'm saying? it's really hard to say good luck to people like this and actually mean it.

perhaps the best are the self rightous karma cheaters. yeah, you've been a bitch but you deserve too because you have a boyfriend. wait.. what the fuck? that makes no sense. we're proud you can count your life a success solely because you've gotten a boyfriend or made the deans list. but that does not entitle you to brag, boast, or twitter about it. your better than all of us, please, whatever, we hope you know thanks to karma you will eventually get yours.

what we're getting at here is that if you feel like you've worked your ass off your entire life and are seeing no results, keep reminding yourself of karma. you've kept yourself out of trouble, have few enemies and smile a lot, you're probably a pretty decent person. if you're tired of this lifestyle, go ahead and be a bad ass. we'd respect you for that. sometime, there's going to be a rise of these people. all of our strings are going to snap, and the world will be utter chaos. it's us people who keep the world calm, but can you imagine when all that bottled up anger explodes? shit son, make sure you have your canned food ready, you're won't be going out anytime soon.

daily high five: NASA. 2 launches this week?! we bet these people are getting some serious over time. space is pretty awesome. on that note, i'm going to go star gaze.

daily bitch slap: could someone explain the need for the digital conversion thing? pretty sure the US government did this to make some cash money. let's be honest, people can't go without tv so they're going to pay for these special little boxes that broadcast channels. if this isn't the case, then the stations need to strengthen their channels. but option one is way more interesting, we love a good conspiriracy theory.