Oh hey, fancy seeing you here. Well we did it. After much discussion and in depth business meetings we decided to dictate our thoughts to the masses. Everything is copyrighted so if you take anything from here you will go to jail. we will also expect compensation for our wittyness and general awesomeness. All things in this blog are opinions, they should probably be laws but you know hard it is to change the constitution. You've been warned.
Basically this here blog is going to say what you are thinking. you know about life, society, and the american way. We're going to try and update it daily and feel free to leave us comments. And those comments better be entertaining. if we don't laugh you should be crying with shame. feel free to suggest topics for us and we will give you our input, advice, or general knowledge.
We're going to institute some daily gems for you to look forward to including the daily high five and daily bitch slap.. some being better than others. We might also recommend movies or music for your enjoyment. but seriously you should probably listen to us. we know stuff. thats why we're making the big bucks. cha-ching. <;-$ (please don't read into this as we know many of you will or do).
alright. lets kick this off. today's awards:
daily high five: jon and kate gossling. for proving its okay to have 8 kids, a reality tv show on tlc, their own e! special. epic fail. and for that you need a high five.
daily bitch slap: the SAT. seriously derrick rose has no business in a classroom. so what if someone paid someone to take his test for him? excuse me SAT but we knew he was never going to last in the college division anyways. As far as we're concerned he got a perfect 2400 in dunking, ball handeling, and general awesomeness. go bulls.
check back tomorrow. grab yourself a hot beverage and a snuggie. find a computer. and log on for an in depth look at one of our favorite topics: Emoticons: why they're not real.
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