Some businesses just don't belong in strip malls.

a lot of construction has been happening in our home state lately and we've noticed a lot of new stores popping up in these newly constructed strip malls ranging from beauty products to food. these stores are convienent and our recent favorite convience is lasik eye surgery office in the strip mall.

ok, are we the only ones who find this really strange? you can just be driving and then think, "hey, i've got a couple of thousand dollar just sitting in my savings, i think i'll get lasik eye surgery today." and then bam! you see your lasik eye surgery office right next to Starbucks and Kinkos. you can get your copies made before an random eye doctor removes layers of your eye, and then celebrate with a grande vanilla expresso machiatto with extra cream and sugar! we'd call that a successful tuesday!

what's next? a drive-thru baby deliverary, or perhaps a hit man operation outlet shop. sure, those shops would be helpful and extremely convienent. who wants to spend a lot of time on life alterating events like having a baby or murdering someone (we don't suggest doing this)? you've got more important things to do like watch the hills* or eat coffee cake. that's understandable, which is why we will support your decision to have your lazer eye surgery at the local strip mall.
*we do not recommend ever watching this fake reality show. mtv hired bad actors so it would look like this would be a real show. we've never seen this many stupid people in one place, so way to go mtv for breaking some kind of douchy record for airing this show. we're sorry you live in cali, jack around all day, and have daily clips on TMZ that prove you have the mentality of one of those poor gosselin kids. at least they'd have a reason to be emotionally distraught once they're old enough to realize they're parents made a ton of money off them.

daily high five: one of the best things about summer is lounging in the pool. you got your floaties, sunscreen, the sun, and then have a nice bronze after a few hours. it's a good way to spend the afternoon and who doesn't love aquatic activites?
daily bitch slap: the media. is the gosslin divorce really the number one story on the 10 o'clock news? that's the best you've got? you'd think they're the first couple with 8 kids and a show on tlc to get divorced...wait. but seriously? the top story?!