Tuesday, September 29, 2009

supersize it, bitch.

we thought we would share some of our softer side with you folks tonight, a little bit of poetry (especially haiku's) always gets the mood right..

sleep is for the week
we would rather high five
refrigerator

scissors, lawn mower, peas
don't mix them if you heart life
legends never die

september is dead
get over it you pussy
hug it out brosef

listen to your mom
unless she is a hooker
emancipation

do you have the time
seriously i'm tardy
stop your hating, douche

sunshine for the birds
damn rats with wings blow hardcore
run into glass door

we hope you've enjoyed this zen trip. these are all copyrighted.


daily high five: chocolate chip cookies. seriously what is better than a warm chocolate chip cooking fresh from the oven? yeah thats what we thought.

daily bitch slap: dancing with the stars. don't get us wrong, we love seeing aaron carter, sabrina the teenage witch, and that pint sized snowboarder but for the love of god could you please cut down on the tv air time. 34 hours of dancing with the stars coverage is way to long, cut the crap, we don't need all the glitz we just need to dance.

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