fall, man

so as you should have noticed by now, the seasons they are a changing. its fall bitches. and we can honestly say that its classy like no other.

now we know not all of you will agree. but here is a list of why:

1. the weather.

quit your bitching about you like it hot outside. summer is over deal with it. there is nothing better than a crisp 50 degree day. you don't sweat, and if your not dressed like a retard you shouldn't be cold either. if there is wind, we will admit that sucks pretty hardcore, but without wind a nice overcast fall day is the bee's knees.

2. the clothing.

this kinda goes hand in hand with the weather for some part, as 50 degree weather is primo time for sweatshirts and jeans the combo that rules them all. sweatshirts are just the shit so nothing else can be said there. if jeans aren't your thing then you are a little strange, but fall also is a good time for corduroy or even sweat pants. flannel is also always legit in the fall, and everyone looks better in a shade of flannel. as another positive even the whores have to start covering up in the fall. while we can't guarantee that you won't stumble across a tube top or mini skirt you will see a lot less of them.

3. the food.

two words. CARAMEL APPLES. the way johnny appleseed intended. caramel apples are the ultimate in the fall season. we suggest you eat at least one a day. other notable fall foods that kick ass: halloween oreos, candy corn, sierra mist with cranberry (apparently only comes out in the fall/winter), hot chocolate, apple cider, and we can't even begin to describe the awesomeness of thanksgiving food which hits up the tail end of the season.

4. the entertainment

the fall season spans across some of the most entertaining times all year. you've got college football season at the beginning (tailgating and the opportunity to watch 45 games just on saturday alone), mix in some halloween (candy, scary movies, watching people dress like fools), and dabble some thanksgiving (macy's parade and again food) and you've got yourself quite the itinerary to hit up. do yourself a favor and RSVP now.

5. the colors
even though right now we aren't seeing the greatness, once fall gets in full swing the colors are undeniably awesome. reds, yellows, brown, and yes even orange can be slightly okay in a fall setting. also all you purple lovers can hit up the eggplant shades and its semi okay. pretty.


the perfect climate, the perfect clothes, the perfect food, and the perfect entertainment. thats about everything one needs to survive in the world. fall really does have it all.



daily high five: lady gaga. lady you are straight up insane. you dress and speak like your on crack, which you might very well be, but damn do you right a catchy tune. paparazzi.

daily bitch slap: tim tebow. your a douche. if any other player would have gotten hit like that nobody would have cared. but apparently being the golden boy of the gators gets you so much press we're surprised to know the world isn't updated everytime you take a piss. enjoy your time in college douche because your NFL career is going to amount to nothing.