you make us giggle...

one of our favorite past times is to analyze people in the "scene." for those of you unfamiliar with the concept of being "scene," we'll give you some definitions:
1. way to describe certain subcultures and movements. the most notoriously famous and targeted is the alternative music scene or more specifically the branches of the alternative music scene, ie hardcore, indie, etc.
2. a self-indulgent douche bag who uploads 70 billion pictures of yourself looking scene. congratu-fucking-lations, you can use a camera.

being around these people is like going to a zoo. raccoon tails, animal prints, and your occasionaly neon garmets. what once started out as a an oddity has stepped up to the mainstream. sure you'll always have you skinny jeans, converse, and band t's that are 10 times too small. a personal favorite is the rare 200 pound 16 year old boy, in size 14 girl white skinnny jeans and black metro station shirt. he also sported an excellent black dye job including a side part. magical. take lessons from him.

as mentioned previously, neon is starting to fade a slow and painful death. neon skinny jeans are now being replaced by your primary colors and plaid shirts. plaid is so hot right now. we should have kept those plaid shirts we wore 3 years ago. we would have been in style for once. dammit.

the hair is an essential part of being scene. a side part is a necessity, as is lots of straightening and teasing, and then repeat. you want that look like you didn't do anything with your hair because you want to throw that "i don't care" look. we know it'll take at least 23 minutes to perfect your "i just woke up after drinking coffee and listening to the latest the maine album" look. it's understandable. we know how hard it is to fit. you want to be unique and different, yet be included in the scene. we'll include you any day.

daily high five: rob dyrdek. this is who we want to be like when we're in our mid 30's. we should start being awesome at something awesome so we can one day build a fantasy factory.

daily bitch slap: what's the date? october13? it's fall, we love fall, not snow. it's not suppose to snow and it should be sunny and 50 degrees. not 30 and snowing. so if you could not do that again until december, that'd be great. we've got football games to tailgate and go to and leaves to play in. k thanks.