Long time no blog. Lots has happened since the last post...summer came and went, and we must say it was fairly successful. Fall meant Hawkeye Tailgating and while there were some terrible loses, there were a few good wins (dominating Michigan may have been the highlight), we cheered on Manzi, Kluggggg, DJK, and the rest of the crew. We've seen worse winters, but we're lucky enough to have finally have some relief with March Madness right around the corner. Let's talk a bit about this season up to the tournament...
Rankings have been all over the place...literally, the top 25 have changed about every week, even number one. From Ohio, to Duke, to possibly BYU this next week. Nova keeps losing, Corey Fisher's last few games have been terrible with issues with a bruise. At the beginning of the season Nova looked to be clutch for at least the Elite 8, now not so much. Their lose against Notre Dame was pathetic, the offense has nothing for ND defense. And seriously, North Carolina? They were hardly on the radar at the beginning of the season but now their ranked in the top 15. Don't even get us started on Kansas or Duke. We hear enough about them. We like to keep you thinking about teams that have been laying low. Exhibit A: Pitt. Who knew they were 25-4 with loses to Tennessee, Notre Dame, Louisville, and St. Johns.
Daily High Five: Coups. So we might have an addiction to Dairy Queen twofer blizzard coupons. Ice cream is awesome and cheaper ice cream is awesomer. Also, suggestion, sign up for fast food, restaurant, coffeplaces "clubs" and you can usually get something free for signing up and something on your birthday too. So we're cheap, or just money frugile. don't judge.
Daily bitch slap: Might seem typical, but seriously this weather is getting ridiculous. About 10 days ago it was 70, yes, in February, and tomorrow it's suppose to be 33 - maybe even snow this weekend. Oh joy. Do you not realize dear weather how difficult it is to dress in this when going out to enjoy an adult beverage? We hate carry stuff, especially winter coats.
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Monday, February 1, 2010
Fine. Enjoy
Get to know your conference: Conference USA
UAB
East Carolina
Central Florida
Houston
Marshall
Memphis
Rice
Southern Miss
SMU
Texas-El Paso
Tulane
Tulsa
we anticipate 2 teams from CUSA in the tourny this year possibly a third at large bid if memphis gets it's act together. look for UAB and possibly Tulsa to make it into the field of 64
Daily high five: Weather men. we're giving you a high five so you don't kill yourself for being so depressed that your always bad at your job. people that guess could probably be as statistically accurate as you.
daily bitch slap: the grammy's. OMG taylor swift and beyonce won? and lady gaga has a penis? we could have gotten all this informaiton without wasting almost 5 hours of tv coverage. stephen colbert said it best "celebraties getting together to congratulate each other" its bull shit and really doesn't matter. we're not going to buy your album because it either on or lost a grammy.
UAB
East Carolina
Central Florida
Houston
Marshall
Memphis
Rice
Southern Miss
SMU
Texas-El Paso
Tulane
Tulsa
we anticipate 2 teams from CUSA in the tourny this year possibly a third at large bid if memphis gets it's act together. look for UAB and possibly Tulsa to make it into the field of 64
Daily high five: Weather men. we're giving you a high five so you don't kill yourself for being so depressed that your always bad at your job. people that guess could probably be as statistically accurate as you.
daily bitch slap: the grammy's. OMG taylor swift and beyonce won? and lady gaga has a penis? we could have gotten all this informaiton without wasting almost 5 hours of tv coverage. stephen colbert said it best "celebraties getting together to congratulate each other" its bull shit and really doesn't matter. we're not going to buy your album because it either on or lost a grammy.
Sunday, January 31, 2010
4 outta 5 aint bad
yes, in case you're wondering we are gloating about our own picks. your father was captian of a star ship for 12 minutes, we dare you do do better.
basketball triva, you know- to keep with the weekend theme. can you name all the teams in Conference USA? we can. maybe you should try. we'll give you the answer tomorrow if your lucky.
daily high five: quesodillas. they are simply stunning. if you haven't had one recently (or ever) do a favor to your tastebuds.
daily bitch slap: kansas. you lucky little ass clowns got away with a win yesterday. slap.
basketball triva, you know- to keep with the weekend theme. can you name all the teams in Conference USA? we can. maybe you should try. we'll give you the answer tomorrow if your lucky.
daily high five: quesodillas. they are simply stunning. if you haven't had one recently (or ever) do a favor to your tastebuds.
daily bitch slap: kansas. you lucky little ass clowns got away with a win yesterday. slap.
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Saturday: our NCAA basketball fix
okay it's saturday, get excited. not only is it the weekend but saturday is hands down the best day for college basketball during the regular season. we get good matchups, good tv coverage, and just good time in general. do yourself a favor, find a tv,turn it on, and veg out for at least 3-5 hrs on some hoops action.
our picks:
Georgetown over Duke - the hoyas are a good team, look for the upset.
Syracuse over Depal- the orangemen have some clutch wins and are hot right now. we look for them to dispose of depal easily
Gonzaga over San Francisco- the zags have consistenly been moving up the polls which says something about there playing (and the fact everyone else keeps losing ahead of them)
Kansas St over Kansas- Kansas state has home court advantage. and we hate kansas.
Baylor over Texas- we're going to go there. baylor has played some teams pretty close (Kansas state) and texas has been struggling. this might be a longshot since texas is the home and arguably better team but they've been streaky already this season
Michagin State over Northwestern- the spartans are undefeated in the Big ten this season and playing at home we dont' see this changing
Daily High five: The moon. in case you missed it, the moon was apparently at its brightest last night.
Daily Bitch Slap: James Cameron. we just have to slap you considering you have the 2 highest grossing films in the history of forever. this is your reality check slap. oh and btw titanic >avatar.
our picks:
Georgetown over Duke - the hoyas are a good team, look for the upset.
Syracuse over Depal- the orangemen have some clutch wins and are hot right now. we look for them to dispose of depal easily
Gonzaga over San Francisco- the zags have consistenly been moving up the polls which says something about there playing (and the fact everyone else keeps losing ahead of them)
Kansas St over Kansas- Kansas state has home court advantage. and we hate kansas.
Baylor over Texas- we're going to go there. baylor has played some teams pretty close (Kansas state) and texas has been struggling. this might be a longshot since texas is the home and arguably better team but they've been streaky already this season
Michagin State over Northwestern- the spartans are undefeated in the Big ten this season and playing at home we dont' see this changing
Daily High five: The moon. in case you missed it, the moon was apparently at its brightest last night.
Daily Bitch Slap: James Cameron. we just have to slap you considering you have the 2 highest grossing films in the history of forever. this is your reality check slap. oh and btw titanic >avatar.
Friday, January 29, 2010
we like sports and we don't care who knows
we're just going throw it out there: we are sports experts.
we know what we're talking about, who we're talking about, and why we're talking about it. we can cover almost all aspects of the sports world from football to tennis, basketball to baseball we have the 411 on who is worth watching. from now on we'll give you some daily sports advice and you can request sports knowledge.
todays lesson: Australian Open Tennis
winners: Justine Hardin and Rodger Federer (as much as it pains us to pick him. let the official record state we wish Andy Murray to win)
Daily High Five: Motion City Soundtrack. your new cd is pretty dec and you deserve a high five
Daily Bitch Slap: University of Kentucky. sure you have the highest paid coach in the NCAA but that only bought you 1 day at number one before you lost. suck it.
we know what we're talking about, who we're talking about, and why we're talking about it. we can cover almost all aspects of the sports world from football to tennis, basketball to baseball we have the 411 on who is worth watching. from now on we'll give you some daily sports advice and you can request sports knowledge.
todays lesson: Australian Open Tennis
winners: Justine Hardin and Rodger Federer (as much as it pains us to pick him. let the official record state we wish Andy Murray to win)
Daily High Five: Motion City Soundtrack. your new cd is pretty dec and you deserve a high five
Daily Bitch Slap: University of Kentucky. sure you have the highest paid coach in the NCAA but that only bought you 1 day at number one before you lost. suck it.
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
you make us giggle...
one of our favorite past times is to analyze people in the "scene." for those of you unfamiliar with the concept of being "scene," we'll give you some definitions:
1. way to describe certain subcultures and movements. the most notoriously famous and targeted is the alternative music scene or more specifically the branches of the alternative music scene, ie hardcore, indie, etc.
2. a self-indulgent douche bag who uploads 70 billion pictures of yourself looking scene. congratu-fucking-lations, you can use a camera.
being around these people is like going to a zoo. raccoon tails, animal prints, and your occasionaly neon garmets. what once started out as a an oddity has stepped up to the mainstream. sure you'll always have you skinny jeans, converse, and band t's that are 10 times too small. a personal favorite is the rare 200 pound 16 year old boy, in size 14 girl white skinnny jeans and black metro station shirt. he also sported an excellent black dye job including a side part. magical. take lessons from him.
as mentioned previously, neon is starting to fade a slow and painful death. neon skinny jeans are now being replaced by your primary colors and plaid shirts. plaid is so hot right now. we should have kept those plaid shirts we wore 3 years ago. we would have been in style for once. dammit.
the hair is an essential part of being scene. a side part is a necessity, as is lots of straightening and teasing, and then repeat. you want that look like you didn't do anything with your hair because you want to throw that "i don't care" look. we know it'll take at least 23 minutes to perfect your "i just woke up after drinking coffee and listening to the latest the maine album" look. it's understandable. we know how hard it is to fit. you want to be unique and different, yet be included in the scene. we'll include you any day.
daily high five: rob dyrdek. this is who we want to be like when we're in our mid 30's. we should start being awesome at something awesome so we can one day build a fantasy factory.
daily bitch slap: what's the date? october13? it's fall, we love fall, not snow. it's not suppose to snow and it should be sunny and 50 degrees. not 30 and snowing. so if you could not do that again until december, that'd be great. we've got football games to tailgate and go to and leaves to play in. k thanks.
1. way to describe certain subcultures and movements. the most notoriously famous and targeted is the alternative music scene or more specifically the branches of the alternative music scene, ie hardcore, indie, etc.
2. a self-indulgent douche bag who uploads 70 billion pictures of yourself looking scene. congratu-fucking-lations, you can use a camera.
being around these people is like going to a zoo. raccoon tails, animal prints, and your occasionaly neon garmets. what once started out as a an oddity has stepped up to the mainstream. sure you'll always have you skinny jeans, converse, and band t's that are 10 times too small. a personal favorite is the rare 200 pound 16 year old boy, in size 14 girl white skinnny jeans and black metro station shirt. he also sported an excellent black dye job including a side part. magical. take lessons from him.
as mentioned previously, neon is starting to fade a slow and painful death. neon skinny jeans are now being replaced by your primary colors and plaid shirts. plaid is so hot right now. we should have kept those plaid shirts we wore 3 years ago. we would have been in style for once. dammit.
the hair is an essential part of being scene. a side part is a necessity, as is lots of straightening and teasing, and then repeat. you want that look like you didn't do anything with your hair because you want to throw that "i don't care" look. we know it'll take at least 23 minutes to perfect your "i just woke up after drinking coffee and listening to the latest the maine album" look. it's understandable. we know how hard it is to fit. you want to be unique and different, yet be included in the scene. we'll include you any day.
daily high five: rob dyrdek. this is who we want to be like when we're in our mid 30's. we should start being awesome at something awesome so we can one day build a fantasy factory.
daily bitch slap: what's the date? october13? it's fall, we love fall, not snow. it's not suppose to snow and it should be sunny and 50 degrees. not 30 and snowing. so if you could not do that again until december, that'd be great. we've got football games to tailgate and go to and leaves to play in. k thanks.
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
supersize it, bitch.
we thought we would share some of our softer side with you folks tonight, a little bit of poetry (especially haiku's) always gets the mood right..
sleep is for the week
we would rather high five
refrigerator
scissors, lawn mower, peas
don't mix them if you heart life
legends never die
september is dead
get over it you pussy
hug it out brosef
listen to your mom
unless she is a hooker
emancipation
do you have the time
seriously i'm tardy
stop your hating, douche
sunshine for the birds
damn rats with wings blow hardcore
run into glass door
we hope you've enjoyed this zen trip. these are all copyrighted.
daily high five: chocolate chip cookies. seriously what is better than a warm chocolate chip cooking fresh from the oven? yeah thats what we thought.
daily bitch slap: dancing with the stars. don't get us wrong, we love seeing aaron carter, sabrina the teenage witch, and that pint sized snowboarder but for the love of god could you please cut down on the tv air time. 34 hours of dancing with the stars coverage is way to long, cut the crap, we don't need all the glitz we just need to dance.
sleep is for the week
we would rather high five
refrigerator
scissors, lawn mower, peas
don't mix them if you heart life
legends never die
september is dead
get over it you pussy
hug it out brosef
listen to your mom
unless she is a hooker
emancipation
do you have the time
seriously i'm tardy
stop your hating, douche
sunshine for the birds
damn rats with wings blow hardcore
run into glass door
we hope you've enjoyed this zen trip. these are all copyrighted.
daily high five: chocolate chip cookies. seriously what is better than a warm chocolate chip cooking fresh from the oven? yeah thats what we thought.
daily bitch slap: dancing with the stars. don't get us wrong, we love seeing aaron carter, sabrina the teenage witch, and that pint sized snowboarder but for the love of god could you please cut down on the tv air time. 34 hours of dancing with the stars coverage is way to long, cut the crap, we don't need all the glitz we just need to dance.
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