Get to know your conference: Conference USA
UAB
East Carolina
Central Florida
Houston
Marshall
Memphis
Rice
Southern Miss
SMU
Texas-El Paso
Tulane
Tulsa
we anticipate 2 teams from CUSA in the tourny this year possibly a third at large bid if memphis gets it's act together. look for UAB and possibly Tulsa to make it into the field of 64
Daily high five: Weather men. we're giving you a high five so you don't kill yourself for being so depressed that your always bad at your job. people that guess could probably be as statistically accurate as you.
daily bitch slap: the grammy's. OMG taylor swift and beyonce won? and lady gaga has a penis? we could have gotten all this informaiton without wasting almost 5 hours of tv coverage. stephen colbert said it best "celebraties getting together to congratulate each other" its bull shit and really doesn't matter. we're not going to buy your album because it either on or lost a grammy.
Monday, February 1, 2010
Sunday, January 31, 2010
4 outta 5 aint bad
yes, in case you're wondering we are gloating about our own picks. your father was captian of a star ship for 12 minutes, we dare you do do better.
basketball triva, you know- to keep with the weekend theme. can you name all the teams in Conference USA? we can. maybe you should try. we'll give you the answer tomorrow if your lucky.
daily high five: quesodillas. they are simply stunning. if you haven't had one recently (or ever) do a favor to your tastebuds.
daily bitch slap: kansas. you lucky little ass clowns got away with a win yesterday. slap.
basketball triva, you know- to keep with the weekend theme. can you name all the teams in Conference USA? we can. maybe you should try. we'll give you the answer tomorrow if your lucky.
daily high five: quesodillas. they are simply stunning. if you haven't had one recently (or ever) do a favor to your tastebuds.
daily bitch slap: kansas. you lucky little ass clowns got away with a win yesterday. slap.
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Saturday: our NCAA basketball fix
okay it's saturday, get excited. not only is it the weekend but saturday is hands down the best day for college basketball during the regular season. we get good matchups, good tv coverage, and just good time in general. do yourself a favor, find a tv,turn it on, and veg out for at least 3-5 hrs on some hoops action.
our picks:
Georgetown over Duke - the hoyas are a good team, look for the upset.
Syracuse over Depal- the orangemen have some clutch wins and are hot right now. we look for them to dispose of depal easily
Gonzaga over San Francisco- the zags have consistenly been moving up the polls which says something about there playing (and the fact everyone else keeps losing ahead of them)
Kansas St over Kansas- Kansas state has home court advantage. and we hate kansas.
Baylor over Texas- we're going to go there. baylor has played some teams pretty close (Kansas state) and texas has been struggling. this might be a longshot since texas is the home and arguably better team but they've been streaky already this season
Michagin State over Northwestern- the spartans are undefeated in the Big ten this season and playing at home we dont' see this changing
Daily High five: The moon. in case you missed it, the moon was apparently at its brightest last night.
Daily Bitch Slap: James Cameron. we just have to slap you considering you have the 2 highest grossing films in the history of forever. this is your reality check slap. oh and btw titanic >avatar.
our picks:
Georgetown over Duke - the hoyas are a good team, look for the upset.
Syracuse over Depal- the orangemen have some clutch wins and are hot right now. we look for them to dispose of depal easily
Gonzaga over San Francisco- the zags have consistenly been moving up the polls which says something about there playing (and the fact everyone else keeps losing ahead of them)
Kansas St over Kansas- Kansas state has home court advantage. and we hate kansas.
Baylor over Texas- we're going to go there. baylor has played some teams pretty close (Kansas state) and texas has been struggling. this might be a longshot since texas is the home and arguably better team but they've been streaky already this season
Michagin State over Northwestern- the spartans are undefeated in the Big ten this season and playing at home we dont' see this changing
Daily High five: The moon. in case you missed it, the moon was apparently at its brightest last night.
Daily Bitch Slap: James Cameron. we just have to slap you considering you have the 2 highest grossing films in the history of forever. this is your reality check slap. oh and btw titanic >avatar.
Friday, January 29, 2010
we like sports and we don't care who knows
we're just going throw it out there: we are sports experts.
we know what we're talking about, who we're talking about, and why we're talking about it. we can cover almost all aspects of the sports world from football to tennis, basketball to baseball we have the 411 on who is worth watching. from now on we'll give you some daily sports advice and you can request sports knowledge.
todays lesson: Australian Open Tennis
winners: Justine Hardin and Rodger Federer (as much as it pains us to pick him. let the official record state we wish Andy Murray to win)
Daily High Five: Motion City Soundtrack. your new cd is pretty dec and you deserve a high five
Daily Bitch Slap: University of Kentucky. sure you have the highest paid coach in the NCAA but that only bought you 1 day at number one before you lost. suck it.
we know what we're talking about, who we're talking about, and why we're talking about it. we can cover almost all aspects of the sports world from football to tennis, basketball to baseball we have the 411 on who is worth watching. from now on we'll give you some daily sports advice and you can request sports knowledge.
todays lesson: Australian Open Tennis
winners: Justine Hardin and Rodger Federer (as much as it pains us to pick him. let the official record state we wish Andy Murray to win)
Daily High Five: Motion City Soundtrack. your new cd is pretty dec and you deserve a high five
Daily Bitch Slap: University of Kentucky. sure you have the highest paid coach in the NCAA but that only bought you 1 day at number one before you lost. suck it.
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